jerkoff's definitions

Pussy Blind

Letting your woman rule your life.

Yo, he's so pussy blind, all he's doing is fucking that hoe.

by Jerkoff November 10, 2003

quango

1) QUasi Autonomous Non Governmental Organization.
2) An exotic fruit that looks like a blue mango.
3) A creature that eats babies. To only be used in the phrase below.

"The Quangos ate my baby!"

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Rusty Shackelford

Dale Gribble's fake name on King of the Hill. Whenever you want to allude that you don't want your real identity to be known for something, say you are "Rusty Shackelford".

Cop: I am going to have to give you a ticket for being drunk and disorderly, what is your name?
You: My name is... Rusty Shackelford. Shackelford, Rusty.

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

kammer

Anglo-German for chamber. Usually used with the phrase "in den gaskammer" for "get into the gas chamber"

In den gaskammer, Jude!

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Deport the refugees

Euphemism for defecation. Used mainly by white people.

Excuse me for a minute, I have to deport the refugees.

by jerkoff April 18, 2005

Tea with Mussolini

1) A euphemism for male masterbation.
2) Something Hitler did a lot before they both died.

1) Ok, guys, go home now, I have to have tea with Mussolini.
2) Ja, it is time for mich to go on the train to have tea with the Duce.

by jerkoff June 8, 2005

mastribate

when one strokes the wand, ie. jerk off!

I am going to find some real porn on this computer and mastribate to it.

by jerkoff March 8, 2003