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Shmole
A “friend” who’s heart is in the right place but doesn’t bring anything to the table and sucks overall in terms of fun.
JT: Bro, is Alex coming.
Chad: Yeah bro.
JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.
Chad: Yeah bro.
JT: Not chill. That Shmole needs to get boked.
Chad: You are right. Unfortunate but very necessary.
Shmole by Chadwick46 June 28, 2019
Shmole
Shmole by Kunt grunt February 6, 2019
Shmole
"Kevin has good intentions; he wants to rage, he wants to bond, he wants to tan. But his overall presence bums everybody out, he's such a shmole." -Chad Kroeger
Shmole by orangepeel22 July 30, 2019
Shmoigle
A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday
Shmoigle by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019
cock shnogler
N. One who sucks cock in a very emphatic manner. The typical cock shnogler craves large cocks, also known as cock-a-monsters.
cock shnogler by todd "the bod" piercon August 26, 2006
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