Shmoose

Whenever you friend is late to the shindig you call them this. Often they are self centered and have a low iq.
Where the hell is shmoose he/she was supposed to be here 4 hours ago.
by rsguy225 October 29, 2018
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shmoose

1. To act like a celebrity at a party

2. The act of disliking jeb bush
1. I Shmoosed at the party we went to
2. Hey bill do you shmoose? Ye I do tom.
by Rey mysterifaggot November 24, 2015
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shmoosed

squished and smashed; oozing
My eggs got shmoosed :(
by Dockidd3r December 18, 2020
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Shmoosed

Squished and splattered everywhere
My eggs got shmoosed :(
by Dockidd3r December 18, 2020
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