shmooser

Someone who is being annoying or someone you just want to mess with. Just another thing to call someone that most people have never heard of. Instead of calling them something that might hurt thier feelings you call them a shmooser.

Your such a shmooser.

by Megan Loth April 8, 2006

Shmoozered

Getting baked out your mind

“Dude, I’m fucking Shmoozered right now”
“Ima bouta get shmoozered”

by Danksmonker69 June 6, 2019

Shmoozer

ONE WHO SHMOOZES. A smooth talker. Someone who has a way with words and uses it to their advantage. (i.e with members of the opposite sex)

He's known as a shmoozer when it comes to the ladies.

by Shoelaces October 6, 2011

Shmoose

Whenever you friend is late to the shindig you call them this. Often they are self centered and have a low iq.

Where the hell is shmoose he/she was supposed to be here 4 hours ago.

by rsguy225 October 29, 2018

Shmoomered

When you’re so hammered you get silly.

Man I’m a shmoomered silly goose

by Albert.a April 24, 2023

Shmoopers

When you shit your pants in public

Uh oh i just did a shmoopers

by shmoopersdoopers December 1, 2016

Shmooger

A slur used predominantly used against Mexican little people

That shmooger down the street is really nice

by CrustMstBust September 12, 2023