Shmonts

A word that is used when you dont know what something is.

Can be used to replace the word shit

Ex #1 "yo man were you at the party the other night jack puked and there was Shmonts all over the wall"

Ex #2 "CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, THERES SHMONTS EVERYWHERE"

by zappy_cunt September 25, 2020

shmants

SHort Man pANTS.

Capri pants worn by men that are too long to be considered shorts but too short to be considered pants and too gay to be considered acceptable. Popular with gay men and black men or any metrosexual dude who has nice ankles to show off.

Wow, nice shmants dude.

by Salvo October 19, 2007

Shmolts

Some type of foreign object, food particle, or dry spit etc. that can be found around areas of the body that it does not belong on. Preferably around the corner of your lips and eyes. The face is the main part where Shmolts is found.

Um hey you have some Shmolts on the corner of your lips.

by J and B Shmolts Inc. August 11, 2008

shmonsole

A word used in conjuction with the word console as to describe the speakers discust of console gaming. Usually used when the speaker is primarilly concerned with PC gaming and the speaker could be considered a PC fanboy.

Console shmonsole, when does it come out on PC?

by Mattmaka9 April 28, 2005

Shmonster

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.

Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.

by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

shmants

Man shants. Any shants worn by a male.

Flood pants for men, most often seen in a place where a flood is unlikely. Shmants are commonly paired with crocs.

by mnh October 19, 2008

shmoits

A piece of unwanted debris or other non-food particle that falls into food.

"Don't get any shmoits in your gefilte fish." Peter said.

by CheeseBisquets March 5, 2019