Shmolts

Some type of foreign object, food particle, or dry spit etc. that can be found around areas of the body that it does not belong on. Preferably around the corner of your lips and eyes. The face is the main part where Shmolts is found.

Um hey you have some Shmolts on the corner of your lips.

Shmolts by J and B Shmolts Inc. August 11, 2008

Shmolty 

The act of smoking then later burping and having smoke come out of your mouth.This commonly happens when you swallow the smoke and hold it in.

Did you see that sick shmolty that guy had.

Shmolty by CWEBB7 June 21, 2011

Shmoltinator 

A rare species who goes by the human name colt, known for taking it all the way down to brown town to the point where organs will be blown our of the anal cavity, may cause rectal trauma in severe cases

Who painted my toilet this nice fucking oak brown? Must've been the shmoltinator

Shmoltinator by Tal turner October 2, 2017

sholts 

When you burp you say SHOLTS! And then get to hit someone

Person A: *burps*
Person A: SHOLTS
Person B: no no please don’t-
Person A: *hits person b*
Person B: ahh fuck

sholts by Hali Boom December 1, 2017

shmoltz 

universal swear-word.

shmoltzing

liz: HOLY SHMOLTZ! THAT IS REDONK!!
mere: HFSF IK!! THATS SHMOLTZING LAME!!

hfsf = holy fccking shit fccks.

shmoltz by mmeree14 January 19, 2008

shmoits 

A piece of unwanted debris or other non-food particle that falls into food.

"Don't get any shmoits in your gefilte fish." Peter said.

shmoits by CheeseBisquets March 5, 2019

Shmonts 

A word that is used when you dont know what something is.

Can be used to replace the word shit

Ex #1 "yo man were you at the party the other night jack puked and there was Shmonts all over the wall"

Ex #2 "CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM, THERES SHMONTS EVERYWHERE"

Shmonts by zappy_cunt September 25, 2020