Definitions by mnh

shmants 

Man shants. Any shants worn by a male.

Flood pants for men, most often seen in a place where a flood is unlikely. Shmants are commonly paired with crocs.

shmants by mnh October 19, 2008

shants 

Sh(ort) (p)ants. This term may refer to any pant that has been cropped to a length that hits somewhere between the ankle and the middle of one's calf.

Flood pants, usually seen in a place where a flood is not likely. Shants are most commonly seen on middle-aged women. They may be made of linen or of a cotton blend, and they are most often white, bright pink, turquoise, or lime green in color. However, neither the color nor the material is a criterion for their categorization as shants. The length maketh the shant.

Any shants sported by a man may be referred to as "man shants" or simply shmants.

shants by mnh October 17, 2008