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shmonsole 

A word used in conjuction with the word console as to describe the speakers discust of console gaming. Usually used when the speaker is primarilly concerned with PC gaming and the speaker could be considered a PC fanboy.
Console shmonsole, when does it come out on PC?
shmonsole by Mattmaka9 April 28, 2005
Words you can keep

sonsoles 

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. You can trust her 100% she's so sexy and she has an enormous heart. Once you meet her you don't want to separate. Lover of the best music, loves being with friends and hates school, she's always trying to make people happy but she thinks that her life is a shit. Everybody needs a Sonsoles.
Is that a model?
No, it's just Sonsoles
sonsoles by Cupiddddddddddddd June 14, 2017

Shmonologist 

One who is experienced, determined and knowledgeable in the various methodologies of Monica and the classifications of inventive and inspirational terms.
"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"

"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"

shmousle 

An alternative name for the word 'rape' as it is frequently overused.
Ted: Yo that girl is ripe, lets rape her.

Orpheus: Yo ted, you know no one uses that word, we're gonna shmousle her dudde.

Ted: I'm down dogg, lets get at it
shmousle by Shmousle_King September 10, 2010

Shmonoger 

its a sex organ that a queer has. It is made up of 2 balls and a vagina.
1)wow whata queer he must have a shmonoger.
2)did you get that ointment for my shmonoger its been red for several days.
Shmonoger by 69gynecologist69 June 14, 2011

Shmonster 

Massive chode. Or penis that is extremely bigger in width(around) then it is in length.
Didn't ya hear? John has a amazing shmonster.
Shmonster by john's-shmonster November 17, 2011

Shmongled 

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.
Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.
Shmongled by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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