shmittle
guy 1:"holy shit that is the cutest thing I've ever....." *dies from a-cute shock*
guy 2:"shoulda never looked at the shmittle"
guy 2:"shoulda never looked at the shmittle"
shmittle by pseudonymeesha August 22, 2011
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shmittle • shmittled • shittles • smittles • shittlesticks • Shittlebits • shittled • shittledicks • shittlefuck • shlittle
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shmistletoe by IrishRocket December 4, 2016
shittlecake
Shittlecake is that piece of shit that dries together with your ass hair and eventually you have to rip it off... a shittlecake.
"Tom found out that a shittlecake was causing his pain when wiping so he ripped it off."
"Tampa Joe kept knocking on the bathroom door so I flicked a shittlecake at him as I left."
"Tampa Joe kept knocking on the bathroom door so I flicked a shittlecake at him as I left."
shittlecake by jaywarp1 July 26, 2008
shittlesticks
shittlesticks by Troy Dagdigian May 15, 2008
shittlefuckskeetskeet
Shittlefuckskeetskeet is a combination word comprised of three terms. Shittles, Fuckles, and Skeet Skeet. All of which may have sexual connotation when used separately, but when combined form the ultimate exclamation. When using the word, no other word is needed in the sentence, because everyone will know the level of seriousness that requires such a term.
The term was created in 2004 by world renowned artist and musician Harrison Moenich.
The term was created in 2004 by world renowned artist and musician Harrison Moenich.
"Shittlefuckskeetskeet!"
shittlefuckskeetskeet by donotello August 5, 2008
shittle brick
one step beyond shit. but as for physical entity it is liquid shit in a brick like force field that the liquid shit can only come out if you go through the force field.
example one: man this day was a load of shittle bricks.
example two: you did not just shittle brick on my car!
expamle three: this is shittle bricks.
and so on.
example two: you did not just shittle brick on my car!
expamle three: this is shittle bricks.
and so on.
shittle brick by Sake_Hermit January 13, 2010
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