shmittled

starburst replacing a skittle because to get to the rest of the skittles you would have to open a new bag but the starbursts aren't gone so we can't open a new bag, so although you don't like starburts you have to eat them not to be wasteful.

shmittled

by rydog1515 January 2, 2010

shitted on

the act of someone totally and utterly making something or someone look misicule and insignificant.

1. josh just shitted on that guy in madden
2. i just shitted on the dishes right now

by nico assenti January 29, 2008

shmistletoe

A word used in the holiday season to describe a penis with mistletoe on it used to elicit a kiss

Dude Do you see that chick.
Friend Yeah bro.
Dude I'd let her stand under my shmistletoe

by IrishRocket December 4, 2016

I Shitted In My Pants

I Shitted In My Pants LOL I Am For Real

I Shitted In My Pants Man

by I SHITTED IN MY PANTS June 29, 2021

Shnitzled

1. adj. A state of non-existence; destroyed. 2. adj. Messily drunk.

Poor Kristy, she was so shnitzled she couldn't even stand up to vomit.

by Zingolicious October 8, 2008

Shuttled

So high you forget you're on Earth.

"Hey man, I'm so shuttled right now.."
"Me too man, where are we again?"

by CheechORChong? May 2, 2010

shittlecake

Shittlecake is that piece of shit that dries together with your ass hair and eventually you have to rip it off... a shittlecake.

"Tom found out that a shittlecake was causing his pain when wiping so he ripped it off."

"Tampa Joe kept knocking on the bathroom door so I flicked a shittlecake at him as I left."

by jaywarp1 July 26, 2008