shittlecake 

Shittlecake is that piece of shit that dries together with your ass hair and eventually you have to rip it off... a shittlecake.

"Tom found out that a shittlecake was causing his pain when wiping so he ripped it off."

"Tampa Joe kept knocking on the bathroom door so I flicked a shittlecake at him as I left."

shittlecake by jaywarp1 July 26, 2008

shittycakes 

Basically another term for shit but funner to say {try right now!} and cooler.

"Oh, shittycakes! I just cut my finger off!"

shittycakes by MashaPwns May 20, 2008

Shitllecake

A cake made of shit

This shitllecake is so delicious!

Shitllecake by I am good at this July 27, 2019

shitecake 

A rare species of mushroom often found growing on decaying waste. This mushroom is characterised by it's deep earthy taste and dark brown colour. Chefs worldwide use this soughtafter fungus in many of their signature dishes.

I'd like to order a small crate of garlic, three boxes of shallots and a large crate of shitecake.

shitecake by Mushroommadness June 12, 2016

shizzlecakes

Shizzlecakes is what you say when you wanna say shit, but you can't due to being too young to swear or being around parents. Yeah, it's a lame alternative but you gotta do what you gotta do.

Person 1: Ah shi-

Person 2: What?!?!

Person 1: Shizzlecakes!

Person 2: Ah..

shizzlecakes by IMakeUpNewThings August 11, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020