shittles

Primary cause of halitosis.

Woah, Rich, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, shittles?

by orleansperish November 20, 2007

shittles

little pieces of shit that melt in ur mouth, not in ur hand

Shittles!, taste the ass

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

shittles

shit nuggets

by jay June 8, 2003

shittles

Any kid who is:
A) A Juggallo.
B) Dumb, even for a Juggallo.
C) Doesn't know how to jack off.
D) Wants to have anything and everything in school to fucking revolve around clowns.
E) When asked to comment on writing assignment, always says "It shows how he feels."

*Zach is talking about masturbation for some reason*

Shittles: How do you do it?

*room turns dead silent as people stare in disbelief*

Zach: You hit it with a hammer.

Shittles: Really?

Zach: Yeah, that's why they call it beating your meat.

Shittles: Okay! *grabs hammer, hits self in groin* Ow, that hurt!

Zach: That's cause you're not doing it right.

by Jack D. Ripper June 22, 2004

shittles

A term used for exclamation. Contrary to popular belief, that is all it should ever be used for.

"I just dropped my phone in the toilet! SHITTLES!"

"OW, I just stubbed my toe! SHITTLES!"

"Shittles, I forgot to mail Amie her herpes cream. Oh well"

by donotello August 5, 2008

shittles

matt giamanco

if you are to matt giamanco, you are a shittle
the above person is shittles, the king of shittle.
he's gay

by mattgiamancoisgay December 27, 2010

shittles

disturbing but common side-effect of tasting the fruit rainbow

No, he can't come to the phone. He's got the shittles.

by gracegoofinoff March 24, 2011