Shmig Shmag 

A way of saying a cigarette if prompting to go have one.

Anyone wanna go for a Shmig Shmag?

Shmig Shmag by Placenta Pal January 24, 2012

shmag 

A cigarette - tobacco rolled up in paper, inhaled when lit on fire for the purpose of getting buzzed

I'm gonna have a shmag real quick before we bounce.

shmag by joeyr October 21, 2006

Shmag 

Noun)Any condiment placed on food

ADJ) Anything on ones self that does not belong there and/or causes a mess or stain

(N)Shmag) Are you going to put any shmag on your hot dog

(ADJ)Shmag) Dude you have some shmag on your shirt

Shmag by neutron212 October 21, 2004

shmag 

The cheesy substance that grows under the foreskin of an uncircumcized penis. It is sometimes referred to as a moldy fungus because it is. It truly is.

I was giving my Protestant boyfriend head and I choked on his shmag.

shmag by Yosel April 24, 2007

Shmag Pipes 

A nickname for a kid who has an uncircumsized weiner.

Did she suck on your Shmag Pipe last night Mike Perry.

Hey it's Shmag Pipes Mcgee.

Shmag Pipes by Johnnybot2000 July 16, 2008

shmag 

1. Sexual frustration
2. A type of french cheese
3. A species of frog
4. "Homie" or "friend"

Ahhh! I suffer from shmag!

Mmmmmm this shmag tastes gooooood!

The shmag hops along in the rainforest.

Hey, how's it goin shmag?

shmag by Alessandra "Less" Recine March 10, 2003

Shmag 

1. A joint, perhaps mixed with tobacco, depending on personal preference.
2. A blunt.
A synonym would be "Heater."

"Meanwhile, out on the Boardwalk..." -Mike Krukow
"Guy's got a heater goin'." - Duane Kiper
"Yeah! Playin' catch; havin' a shmag..." - Mike Krukow

Shmag by dootmoot August 7, 2022