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the morning-after effects on one's penis after a night of getting shmiggy. symptoms include urinating laundry detergent, blisters, and in some cases your penis falling off
yo, she just gave me dome and i got gnarley shmig dick!

by dkjhg iun4 March 23, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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