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A word used to describe someone adequately unintellegent, or in human terms, dumb as rocks. Say this when some idiot's plan foils like it usually does and you're tired of it.

"That's no use, you shmickle shmackle! You've doomed us all with your stupid ideas."

Shmickle Shmackle by YoyleKing November 26, 2025

Shmickle 

A person with borderline personality disorder, usually hailing from Liverpool, UK and relies on the personalities of fictional characters to identify themselves with because they are too insecure about themselves to be themselves. Also tend to be manipulative and gaslighters that are really just deep down sad and lonely and should seek therapy.

Bro, he’s such a shmickle I can’t believe we were ever friends.

Shmickle by Baldman47 September 27, 2021

shmackle 

shmackle (verb)

the sound you make when you are pretending to jack off. doesn’t matter where on you body

Person One: OMG, are you jacking off?
Person Two: No, i’m just shmackling.

shmackle

shmackle by sneakerhead8275 on instagram March 13, 2019

Shmackle 

A short, thin penis often studded with genital warts. Similar to a chode but not at all girthy.

Manny: So your wife says you have a shmackle?
Greg: Yea, she says she can't feel a thing in bed. :(

Shmackle by TiGoNThEGrEaT February 23, 2010

Shmickle 

A penis that a shaped like a pickle. (Not to be confused with shmeat )

Girl: Is your dick big?
Man: I got that shmickle bitch of course.
Girl: Ooooh 😋

Shmickle by Big Gucci Micah January 21, 2016

shmackle, smackle, smacklepuff,smacklepoof. 

gay, gay, gay dicksuck

yeahhhhh

shmackle, smackle, smacklepuff,smacklepoof. by yeah May 17, 2003

shmickle 

when a girl sucks on your dick and tickles your balls. blowjobhummer

I recieved a shmickle from the hoe for
five bucks.

shmickle by Capt. Destructo aka. Arkball April 30, 2005