shmackle

shmackle (verb)

the sound you make when you are pretending to jack off. doesn’t matter where on you body

Person One: OMG, are you jacking off?
Person Two: No, i’m just shmackling.

shmackle

by sneakerhead8275 on instagram March 13, 2019

Shmackled

You got absolutely clapped in a video game.(have to say it with emphasis)

OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GET THAT SHMACKLED IN (enter game name here)!!

by NotNickk October 11, 2021

Shmackle

A short, thin penis often studded with genital warts. Similar to a chode but not at all girthy.

Manny: So your wife says you have a shmackle?
Greg: Yea, she says she can't feel a thing in bed. :(

by TiGoNThEGrEaT February 23, 2010

shmackle, smackle, smacklepuff,smacklepoof.

gay, gay, gay dicksuck

yeahhhhh

by yeah May 17, 2003

Shmackle

Shmackle. The word to describe'sthe skin that houses testicles. otherwise known as "ball sack".

DONALD T: hey Taylor, wanna hold my Shmackle?

Taylor S: I won't tell if you dont.

by YNotlinda March 31, 2020

Shmickle Shmackle

A word used to describe someone adequately unintellegent, or in human terms, dumb as rocks. Say this when some idiot's plan foils like it usually does and you're tired of it.

"That's no use, you shmickle shmackle! You've doomed us all with your stupid ideas."

by YoyleKing November 26, 2025