shmackle

shmackle (verb)

the sound you make when you are pretending to jack off. doesn’t matter where on you body

Person One: OMG, are you jacking off?
Person Two: No, i’m just shmackling.

shmackle

Shmackled

You got absolutely clapped in a video game.(have to say it with emphasis)

OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU GET THAT SHMACKLED IN (enter game name here)!!

by NotNickk October 11, 2021

A short, thin penis often studded with genital warts. Similar to a chode but not at all girthy.

Manny: So your wife says you have a shmackle?
Greg: Yea, she says she can't feel a thing in bed. :(

by TiGoNThEGrEaT February 23, 2010

by yeah May 17, 2003

Shmackle. The word to describe'sthe skin that houses testicles. otherwise known as "ball sack".

DONALD T: hey Taylor, wanna hold my Shmackle?

Taylor S: I won't tell if you dont.

by YNotlinda March 31, 2020