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shmackle 

shmackle (verb)

the sound you make when you are pretending to jack off. doesn’t matter where on you body
Person One: OMG, are you jacking off?
Person Two: No, i’m just shmackling.

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Shmackle 

A short, thin penis often studded with genital warts. Similar to a chode but not at all girthy.
Manny: So your wife says you have a shmackle?
Greg: Yea, she says she can't feel a thing in bed. :(
Shmackle by TiGoNThEGrEaT February 23, 2010

Shmackle 

Shmackle. The word to describe'sthe skin that houses testicles. otherwise known as "ball sack".
DONALD T: hey Taylor, wanna hold my Shmackle?

Taylor S: I won't tell if you dont.
Shmackle by YNotlinda March 31, 2020

shmackle, smackle, smacklepuff,smacklepoof. 

Shmickle Shmackle

A word used to describe someone adequately unintellegent, or in human terms, dumb as rocks. Say this when some idiot's plan foils like it usually does and you're tired of it.
"That's no use, you shmickle shmackle! You've doomed us all with your stupid ideas."
Shmickle Shmackle by YoyleKing November 26, 2025

shaolin shackles 

Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.
The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.
shaolin shackles by Reno/flex March 21, 2015

New chains , same shackles 

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".
New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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