Shmerdo

A teenage person, usually american, who speaks and expresses him/herself in an uncomprehensible jibberish, impossible to be understood by others.

<Jim> Hey, did you understand Henry's oral presentation this morning?

<Bob> I didn't get a word of it, that guy is such a shmerdo!

Shmerdo by 7_BigDaddy_8 November 27, 2011

Shmerdon 

A phrase used when something bad happens.

Shmerdon, I forgot my wallet.
That exam was a shmerdon.

Shmerdon by Almush1 December 3, 2021

word shmerding 

Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.

Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.

word shmerding by Ben faulding May 11, 2006

SHERDOG 

A forum where a bunch of morons try to act tough but in reality they all are a bunch of pussies.

sherdog

SHERDOG by SCRUFFLES October 21, 2008

Sherdog Forum Moderator 

Sherdog is one of the biggest MMA website, therefore has a forum with high amount of members.

The moderators of the forum are most likely the biggest cocksucking faggots in the history of the internet.

These douchebags actually think that hold a position of power over a bunch of morons who kiss their ass because they are afraid of the ban hammer, thanks to their worthless and ridiculously high post count.

Sherdog poster:" BJ penn is a whining faggot"
positivebalance (greastest sherdog forum moderator ever): "fuck you motherfucker! don't diss my husband! arghhhhhhhhhhhh!" (*strikes teh ban hammer*)

Sherdog Forum Moderator by GreaseStPierre May 25, 2009

Shmerhoff 

Shmerhoff - verb - to shmer one's hoff.

I shmerhoffed myself.

Man, he just made me shmerhoff.

Shmerhoff by SilverPlatinum April 4, 2019

Shmerdak

To engage in sexual activities, usually reserved for intercourse.

"I'd love to come but Becky is coming over soon to Shmerdak."

Shmerdak by Informedlate July 6, 2014