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word shmerding
Trying to ridicule a person or thing by repeating twice, but during the second repetition replace the first consonant(s) with s-h-m.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.
Often used by speakers or decendents of people who speak Yiddish and German. Since a lot of words an names start with shm.
Hugo: You know you really shouldn't do that any more. You might go to prison.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.
Chester: Prison Shmison.
Hugo: No seriously man. I think I saw a cop.
Chester: Cop shmop
Hugo: You know, that doesn't always work. You can't solve all your problems by word shmerding them.
word shmerding by Ben faulding May 11, 2006
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Shmerdo
A teenage person, usually american, who speaks and expresses him/herself in an uncomprehensible jibberish, impossible to be understood by others.
<Jim> Hey, did you understand Henry's oral presentation this morning?
<Bob> I didn't get a word of it, that guy is such a shmerdo!
<Bob> I didn't get a word of it, that guy is such a shmerdo!
Shmerdo by 7_BigDaddy_8 November 27, 2011
sherdonnese
a euphemistic language developed by s callan that calls out the repressed inadequacies of certain narcissistic members of society. Synonymic slander
Being in touch with your "X" chromosomes.
Being in touch with your "X" chromosomes.
We have great communication around here
AND BY "COMMUNICATION" YOU MEAN "FRAGILE EGO'S"
I speak sherdonnese
AND BY "COMMUNICATION" YOU MEAN "FRAGILE EGO'S"
I speak sherdonnese
sherdonnese by uberfallz August 14, 2011
Sherdon
Hello Sherdon, how are you?
Shmerson
Shmerson by JimmithyCharles April 21, 2023
Smerdon
A big butter farmer on hill. Smerdon’s resort to violence when their butter is taken away and take pleasure in destroying their enemies with their big sticks of butter. They also like to churn butter regularly.
That guy looks like a Smerdon.
Smerdon by Butter boy like butter June 8, 2023
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