Shmemlin 

A sub-species child of eleven or twelve, not ugly, not pretty but quite funny looking. Usually have a last name which explains their funny-lookingness like something that sounds like inbred or incest. When they insult you by means of a hand gesture, they will usually stick put their thumb out as well as a middle finger and give a cheesey, weird smile.

Jesus, have you seen his wide-apart eyes, chapped lips and the way he put his middle finger AND thumb up when he insults you? He's a real shmemlin.

Shmemlin by Testt February 9, 2008

Shremlin 

A fat person with characteristics of a gremlin and shamu.

That bitch looks like a Shremlin!

Shremlin by z91287 September 12, 2011

shmellin 

This word was made by D.J. Butcher Utah (801)When you are smoking weed and chilling with your friends. We call it "shmellin" because you are smoking and chilling..

Someone asks what you are doing?
I'm "shmellin".

shmellin by Lisa Marie Steiner May 26, 2009

shmerlin unit

a gang started up on the east coast of england by the most feared gangster of kent - s dot man. after terrorising the orpington area "its roughr than peckham unoe" he formed his own gang. aided by his accomplices merlin and the shepernator, the gang is now accountable for 90% of gun crime in london and the south east

guy 1: shuup prick
guy 2: u dont want me to ring up my shmerlin unit connexions
guy 1: im sorry im sorry anything but

shmerlin unit by shmerlz March 23, 2009

shmeeling 

shmeeling is that art of hiding one of your worms in a safe place, usually achived with the blowtorch/girders.

"dude i'm low on worms"
"i think it's time to shmeel"
"hell year, shmeeling time!"

shmeeling by saint-damon March 31, 2009

Shmegling

To be overcome or filled with something

“Bro, Timmy thinks that 9+1 is 11. I swear he’s shmegling with shit”

“I don’t think we should go eat right at noon, all the restaurants are probably shmegling with people”

Shmegling by tacosRgud4thaSoul August 8, 2019