ShmeatMir

someone with a rather lengthy schlong.

Shmeatmir gets all the ladies!

by LeShmeatmir December 11, 2022

shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

Shmeatticus

The combination of (shmeat) and (Fatticus) Fatticus deriving from Atticus Finch in how to kill a mockingbird. Shmeat deriving from Ezekiel Elliot’s nickname.

Man stop being such a shmeatticus!
Fuck that’s hurts my Shmeat!

Fatticus Finch

by Bailz03 October 1, 2019

shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

by tnkrbell February 16, 2010

Baron Von SheitMire

A Poser who wishes he was in the council of Fourteen Minus Ten but his extreme lack of awesomeness and suppishness got him exiled by Lord Snaffles

BAAARROOON VON SHEEETMIRE sucks eggs

by Lord Snaffles April 8, 2005

Shmeatdium

Beyond shmeat, but below shlong

" Nathan has a SHMEATDIUM DICK."

by Nae smith March 11, 2019

shmeaterpop

Penis

Suck my shmeaterpop

by Yonker Shmickoinker December 27, 2020