ShmeatMir 

someone with a rather lengthy schlong.

Shmeatmir gets all the ladies!

ShmeatMir by LeShmeatmir December 11, 2022

shmeater 

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

shmeater by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

Shmeatticus 

The combination of (shmeat) and (Fatticus) Fatticus deriving from Atticus Finch in how to kill a mockingbird. Shmeat deriving from Ezekiel Elliot’s nickname.

Man stop being such a shmeatticus!
Fuck that’s hurts my Shmeat!

Fatticus Finch

Shmeatticus by Bailz03 October 1, 2019

shmeating 

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

shmeating by tnkrbell February 16, 2010

Baron Von SheitMire

A Poser who wishes he was in the council of Fourteen Minus Ten but his extreme lack of awesomeness and suppishness got him exiled by Lord Snaffles

BAAARROOON VON SHEEETMIRE sucks eggs

Baron Von SheitMire by Lord Snaffles April 8, 2005

Shmeatdium 

Beyond shmeat, but below shlong

" Nathan has a SHMEATDIUM DICK."

Shmeatdium by Nae smith March 11, 2019

shmeaterpop 

Penis

Suck my shmeaterpop

shmeaterpop by Yonker Shmickoinker December 27, 2020