–noun
1. any size Medium shirt (especially a T Shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size Large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; The resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size Small shirt.

2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt

Jeremy - "Rob, come on up here!"
Rob - "What size shirt you got on?"
Jeremy - "Fuck you."
Rob - "The price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place."
-Season 3 Episode 8 of 'Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory'

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Shmedium

An extremely tight, emo or hipster t-shirt. It is irrelevant what size, but mediums and smalls are more likely

Im so emo my shmediums are makin it hard to breath

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shmeedium

very small clothing usually shirts

kipp be wearin some shmeedium tees

shmeedium by kipp June 10, 2003

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Shmedium

1. The cross between small and medium
2. Usually in reference to penis size

1. Can i get a Shmedium subway sandwich
2. No its not that big its only shmedium

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Shmedium

It is the size in between small and medium commonly used to describe the male anatomy.

"The girls eyes lit up when i whipped out my shmedium". or the abrevited version. " I have an angry little shmede."

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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