Bailz03's definitions

Boof

When you sit down to take a shit and it shoots out like a bottle rocket. Shit goes everywhere and u let out a sigh of relief when relieving yourself. Usually this is followed after chipotle or Taco Bell.

Hey Deshawn I just heard Parker go into the bathroom! Dude sat down and boofed right away!

by Bailz03 September 15, 2019

Shmeatticus

The combination of (shmeat) and (Fatticus) Fatticus deriving from Atticus Finch in how to kill a mockingbird. Shmeat deriving from Ezekiel Elliot’s nickname.

Man stop being such a shmeatticus!
Fuck that’s hurts my Shmeat!

Fatticus Finch

by Bailz03 October 1, 2019