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Shmeables 

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".
Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*
Shmeables by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022
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Cats that are so small, they can be fit into lunch boxes. Named after my cat, Sam.

cat
*Kids sitting at lunch*
Kid one: Here's the samable.
Kid Two: Here's the money

or

"Hey guys, look how small my samable is!"
Samable by Zack R May 8, 2007
1) A person that has sex with a lot of different people.

2) A known ho. The girl gets around a lot.

3) Fucks or sucks anything that's put in front of her.

4) Can also describe a male. However it's not as when directed at a male.
Nah. Tati's a smeable. My boys was up in her last night.
Smeable by Brooklyn.Goddess.521 August 20, 2009