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Shmeables 

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".
Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*
Shmeables by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022
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Cats that are so small, they can be fit into lunch boxes. Named after my cat, Sam.

cat
*Kids sitting at lunch*
Kid one: Here's the samable.
Kid Two: Here's the money

or

"Hey guys, look how small my samable is!"
Samable by Zack R May 8, 2007
1) A person that has sex with a lot of different people.

2) A known ho. The girl gets around a lot.

3) Fucks or sucks anything that's put in front of her.

4) Can also describe a male. However it's not as when directed at a male.
Nah. Tati's a smeable. My boys was up in her last night.
Smeable by Brooklyn.Goddess.521 August 20, 2009

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026