An
imaginary form of
measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress
your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".
Idiot with no shmeables: hey
how much money you got
on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *
seething*