Shmarknotes

The combination of two book summary websites, Shmoop.com and Sparknotes.com. Used in order to get a top-notch summary of a book, which is especially useful senior year.

John: Yo man did you read that book? The quiz we had was impossible.

Chuck: Nah man, but I read Shmarknotes so I knew twice the details! It was a piece of cake.

by Searight March 18, 2011

SparkNotes

Not necessarily a tool for the slackers. People who have read the actual book can also use it to get grounds for their ideas, see important themes missed, and get aquinted with the public opinion; so that by the time of the actual test, one's opinion is supported, strong, ellaborative and analytical.

Besides, it's written in good English and is proven to be surprisingly reliable; with the exeption of some trivial tries for 'abstract' thought wandering, which could be easily spotted, anyhow.

Why wikipedia when you have SparkNotes?
Why get a B when you have SparkNotes?

by tabla May 25, 2010

sparknotes

mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read, in little paragrpahs for every chapter. you can still get the idea of what the book's about without spending countless hours reading the damn thing.
also avilable for subjects such as history, math, science, chemistry, government, etc.

Oh fuck. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!

by SexyLexie May 14, 2007

sparknotes version

noun: 1. Of or relating to telling a story in which the listener would like a shortened version, or you only want to tell them the summary, of your tale.<br><br>
2. Telling someone not the complete story rather the summary usually with only the main parts involved. (Usually used when telling a story orally.)<br><br>
3. The telling of your lengthy story the way someone from Sparknotes would write it.

Labrea: Hey Billy, tell me what happened between you and Kyle!

Billy: Alright, I dont have much time so ill tell you the <i>sparknotes version</i> real quick.

by William Bunt [originator] January 6, 2008

Sparknotes Abuser

one who has the ability to make good grades by reading an assigned book, but continually uses sparknotes.com to ace book quizzes.

Gabby was a sparknotes abuser; she used the website despite her intellect and Mr. Carlos telling her not to do so.

by saxredman July 29, 2012

sparknotes

mankind's greatest invention. summarizes boring books high school students have to read in little paragrpahs for every chapter (or act, if its a play), you can rerad the enitre book in less than half hour, get the idea of what it's about, pass the test, and not waste time actually reading the book.
also offers study guides for other subjects, such as math, history, science, etc.

Oh shit. I have a test on Macbeth tomorrow. Sparknotes to the rescue!

by SexyLexie May 24, 2007

Sparknotes

A website that enables one who read the book to further enhance their understanding of said book. This website helps us to... ah who am I kidding?

Sparknotes is man's best friend. Hell, it helped man graduate from high school.

Everyone uses it. Everyone loves it. 'nuff said.

Person 1: Hey man, you ready for the Huckleberry Finn test tomorrow?
Person 2: Aw shit man, I completely forgot about that! I didn't even start reading!
-10 minutes later-
Person 2: Hell yeah! I'm gonna rape that test tomorrow! ILOVEYOU SPARKNOTES!

by roflolmaocopter February 25, 2011