Shlupus

(Adjective)

Definition:

1.

A word which refers to an individual who is excessively slothish and slacks in class. Often used by high school history teachers in the American Midwest. These teachers often talk way too much.

2.

Person who vaguely resembles former Russian Leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.

"You're a shlupus."

"I once was at a local Krispy Kreme restraunt when I saw a man buying a Powder Glazed Chocolate Doughnut Cake whilst updating his Instagram about said Krispy Kreme treat. This man was a shlupus.

by Not a Shlupus June 26, 2017

shlupshlumanythingnosegoggle

Noun; a; To produce random drivvle derived from people sitting in a near vicinity around personal computers.

Sitting in a room around pc's getting pissed off because the people around you cant cope with a simple task of making up words:
e.g. the shlupshlumanythingnosegoggle

by Willy Wankstaff October 14, 2003

Shmupus

To stand up a friend despite saying you will attend, not doing something despite repeated assurances it will be done.
screwing up

He completely Shmupus the wedding video

by dw200 March 14, 2018

Shlumpus

Shlumpus is the coolest guy you will find on the internet. He has a YouTube channel with more than 300 subscribers and almost 100,000 views. And just look at this guys profile photo!

Shlumpus is the best guy on the planet and you should go support his YouTube channel.

Oh damn, Shlumpus lookin' THICK!

Aw shit. Shlumpus hasn't posted in more than a week?!

by Shlumpus7 June 28, 2022

selupus gomez

This is a drag towards the actress-singer Selena Gomez used on Stan Twitter. It combines the artist's first name and the autoimmune disease lupus. The name was created after Selena has been tanking miserably in both her music career and acting career.

X: Have you heard the new Selena Gomez song?
Y: Girl no, Selupus Gomez tanked

by LeeLuda March 23, 2025