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schlongboard

a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.
I rode down the street on my schlongboard
schlongboard by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009

shlongboarder 

A girl who enjoys longboarding almost as much as she enjoys riding a mans penis.
Thotiana is a real shlongboarder

schlongboard

a ruler used for measuring a penis.
The sorority girl had a schlongboard for her dildos.
schlongboard by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Shlonboarding 

A DIY longboard project desinged to make a longboad out of a regular skateboard. by taking a regualr skate board and drilling new holes in the nose and tail, puting the trucks in at and angle, and loosening the trucks you get the effect of a drop deck longboard
Longboarder: dude i was gettin some crazy speed on that hill.
Shlongboarder: dude i was Shlonboarding in town pretty niicee
Shlonboarding by Cruzzin August 11, 2010

shlongboarding

A playful and often tongue-in-cheek term referring to the act of longboarding while humorously exaggerating one's movements, usually with a nod to the phallic connotation of "shlong".
After a few drinks, John decided to entertain his friends by shlongboarding down the hill.
shlongboarding by Sisores April 11, 2024
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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