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schlongboard

a skateboard that has the setup of a longboard. In other words, someone takes the deck of a skateboard and puts on it the wheels, trucks, risers, and bearings of a longboard.
I rode down the street on my schlongboard
schlongboard by Matt G 123 June 14, 2009

shlongboarder 

A girl who enjoys longboarding almost as much as she enjoys riding a mans penis.
Thotiana is a real shlongboarder

schlongboard

a ruler used for measuring a penis.
The sorority girl had a schlongboard for her dildos.
schlongboard by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

Shlonboarding 

A DIY longboard project desinged to make a longboad out of a regular skateboard. by taking a regualr skate board and drilling new holes in the nose and tail, puting the trucks in at and angle, and loosening the trucks you get the effect of a drop deck longboard
Longboarder: dude i was gettin some crazy speed on that hill.
Shlongboarder: dude i was Shlonboarding in town pretty niicee
Shlonboarding by Cruzzin August 11, 2010

shlongboarding

A playful and often tongue-in-cheek term referring to the act of longboarding while humorously exaggerating one's movements, usually with a nod to the phallic connotation of "shlong".
After a few drinks, John decided to entertain his friends by shlongboarding down the hill.
shlongboarding by Sisores April 11, 2024
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026