Shlockin 

Fake religion created by a retard

Some dumbass who thinks he can lie to the government came up with the religion called shlockin

Shlockin by WhiteRhino826 August 9, 2020

Shockin'

meaning something is harsh, out of order, not right.
Used alot in the town Middlesbrough.

freddo - " Dia ya here what happend to our dog? It got out of the garden and that lad whos lass i shagged ran over it in one of them plaggy three wheeler fuckin pencil sharpener cars, Proper Shockin' as fuck."

Shockin' by fresh prince of bellend April 14, 2009

shlicking 

The act of a female Masturbating.

"I walked in on Jamie and she was Shlicking!"

"No way, man! She was rubbing it?!"

"Yeah! Oh my god!"

shlicking by Nessabro December 31, 2013

shocking the globe 

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

shocking the globe by Joshee November 26, 2006

Shocking 

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole

Woah that was shocking

Shocking by Dubiks February 8, 2019

Shlocken 

A guy who loves to suck a gay dudes dick.

OH HELL NAH YOU STRAIGHT SHLOCKEN
YOU SUS

Shlocken by Shlocken February 18, 2021

Shocking Sanchez 

A Shocking Sanchez is when a Shocker hand gesture is inserted into a woman's anus (pinkie) and vagina (index and middle fingers) this is also known by this phrase "2 pink, one in the stink". After this insertion is withdrawn, this same hand gesture is placed under a person's nose with the pinkie being drawn under this person's nostrils. In some cases, this person sticks out their tongue to sample the vaginal juices on the index and middle fingers of the passing by shocker hand.

After I gave my gf a shocker, I decided to let her smell her own ass and taste her pussy by turning that simple shocker into a Shocking Sanchez...she loved it and wanted me to do it over and over again.

Shocking Sanchez by Buck Futt April 3, 2010