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the act of hating someone to the point where you want to shank them
or
the sound a slinky makes when thrown down stairs
I shlenk tommy so much omgggggggggggg i pushed tommy down the stairs and as i did, the onomantopeia "shlenk" came to mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the more you know;)
Shlenk by marissashlent August 22, 2018
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An object's length is long and it wobbles due to its dependence on length.
A wooden plank is quite Shlanky
Shlanky by thisisnotme123123 February 27, 2023
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Onomatopoeia for inserting/slipping one object into another.
I’m going to shlink into there tonight.
Shlink by BigDaddyPJ June 21, 2019
it means to sly,disgrace,make fun of.
infomal(break a heart)
Past tense - shenked,(continuous tense) shenking
You really shenked me today
It's very absurd to Shenk a bosom friend for no reason
Shenk by Haywhy Quest December 17, 2018

Shlinkenminkle

A shlinkenminkle is a bra with the main feature being an ice cream cone to cover each nipple. It can be stuck on or strung together in any way but will always retain the same cone principle.

They are always edible. Always.
Cary is wearing a shlinkenminkle today. She is now even more delicious.

shlanktooth

noun - used to describe a southerner. ofcourse 100% of southern people are mentally retarded, inbred, trailor trash.
looking at an uneducated, no-chinned, bucktooth loser at a monster truck rally, (or rodeo, tractor-pull, nascar race, demolition derby, ten yr old fiance's babyshower, trailor park convention, shopping for clothes/furniture at the local dump), you say:
"hey, look at that shlanktooth over there"
shlanktooth by jimjamjimjam March 4, 2009
A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.
Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.
shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005
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