1.) Verb- To stab someone in the middle region of the body while trying to cover it up.
2.) Noun- A smallknife (usually home-made) used for stabbing someone in the stomach area
1.) OH MY GOD!!! I jus got shenked!
2.) I just made my own shenk out of glass and duct tape.
The lowest of the low. The most arrogant. The Laziest. Has absolutely no idea how to lead from the front. Is book-Smart with no common sense. Believes his service is "worthy", when in reality it's just a sham. A life he will hide when he's 55 sitting at a VFW Bar.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"