shlammered

The state of drunkeness at which you can no longer pronounce hammered.

Dude you don't look so good.

Yeah I'm pretty shlammered thanks to that everclear.

by ACandDC July 14, 2007

Shlammered

When your in between shit faced and hammered

That dude is beyond hammered but not quite shit faced I wonder what's in between... shlammered?

by Sociopathic goat February 11, 2022

Shlammered

In between shit faced and hammered

That guy is hammered but not quite s***-faced I wonder what's in between ...shlammered?

by Sociopathic goat February 11, 2022

hammer-shlammer

verb: to take a dump with explosive force
noun: explosive diarrhea

Someone hammer-shlammered in the bathroom stall.

I can't go out tonight as I have to clean the hammer-shlammer from my dog's crate, the walls and the rug.

by Donna Su July 13, 2006