Shkiss

When you kiss so hard that you fart.

“My wife was so excited she shkissed me”

“I don’t want your shkisses. I just want a plain old kiss.”

by EdwardNico January 27, 2018

skissue

literally a skill issue. get better thx

skissue.

random hot man “fuck i cant kill you”

swag man “skissue.”

skissue skissue skissue

by socialisliterallytoocool December 17, 2021

Shissing

When you have such bad diarrhea that it feels like your pissing out of your asshole; shitting piss.

Ugh, I was shissing yesterday because of the flu

by LeatherHunterman February 6, 2019

Shkids

Kids with the IQ equivalent of a skid mark (shit kids)

Easy to use in front of said children and parents when their kids are screaming and running about ruining your chi.

Seen at a jobcentre near you.

If that shkids doesn't stop screaming soon I'm gonna drop kick it into burger king and feed it to a bum after they've given up trying to make good of the worst of a dead cow utter bag and thrown it out with the bad milkshake.

by Abzzmaxx January 8, 2011

Skissue

Skill issue shortened

Your family died in a fire? Sounds like a skissue to me

by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023

Skissors

A better way of pronouncing scissors

Bill: hand me the skissors

Jeffer: sure thing mate

by Skissors man February 22, 2020

shpiss

The act of shitting and pissing explosively, in a simultaneous manner,(sometimes occurring involuntarily), so as to relieve built up tension.

If you keep shpissing in my mouth, I'll pass out.

by MRPOPO September 8, 2005