Ex1.

Man#1: I was just about to head over to karaoke night at the Half Baked Tator bar and grill when I shpissed myself in the kitchen. Yep, took a huge shpiss right there on the carpet.

Man#2: damn

Shpiss by Gabby J. Johnson October 23, 2017

Related Words

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Shpiss

When you’re on the toilet and you take a shit and piss at the same time.

“Damn That shpiss was so goood!”

Shpiss by Wankstar123 May 22, 2018

Shissing

When you have such bad diarrhea that it feels like your pissing out of your asshole; shitting piss.

Ugh, I was shissing yesterday because of the flu

Shissing by LeatherHunterman February 6, 2019

shliss

The simultaneously or sequentially produced mixture of urine and fecal matter that is typically contained in a toilet bowl prior to flushing.

Any mixture of shit and piss.

Shit and piss stewing in an enclosed space.

- Suspected Scottish etymology.

Who let the shliss stew, for Christ's sake!! Flush next time!
Oh God, this outhouse is full of shliss!
Close the door boy, I can smell your shliss from here!!

shliss by Trent Baxter May 26, 2011

Spiss

When you jizz in your pants.

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
The whole night what we've got instore
Whisper in my ear that you want some more

And I
SPISS IN MY PANTS

Spiss by anonymous-ma12 June 4, 2017

Shkiss

When you kiss so hard that you fart.

“My wife was so excited she shkissed me”

“I don’t want your shkisses. I just want a plain old kiss.”

Shkiss by EdwardNico January 27, 2018

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026