shiss

Form of defecation that resembles urine as much as feces; liquid poo.

Matt just let some shiss rip in the toilet

by Dave April 07, 2003

shiss

To take a piss and a shit at the same time (a combination of shit and piss)

Lisa: Honey, where are you going

Scott: I'm going to take a shiss

Lisa: Don't you mean a shit?

Scott: No a shiss, I'm going to take a piss and a shit, I just think it's easier and quicker to combine the two and say shiss.

by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus August 28, 2009

shiss

see 1.5

My shiss was horrible.

by Rob November 25, 2003

shiss

An attempt to shit in which only pissing occurs. 3-5 solid rectal pushes resulting only in a half toilet bowl of urine leaving the body.

That shiss wasted ten mintues of my life

by MikeDidIt March 18, 2008

Shissing

When you have such bad diarrhea that it feels like your pissing out of your asshole; shitting piss.

Ugh, I was shissing yesterday because of the flu

by LeatherHunterman February 07, 2019

shissing

To have a case of extreme diarrhea where the fecal matter is completely liquid. Like pissing out of your ass.

Dude don't eat that week old Taco Bell in the fridge or you'll be shissing for days.

by Marzmellow March 18, 2008

Shiss

A complicated art, when performed correctly 'shissing' exemplifies multi-tasking and unequivocable prowess to the hilt of mankind's uppermost eschalons. Quite literally, 'to shiss' is to excrete simultaneously, which is too say 'pissing whilst shitting...shissing'.

A fundamental quality of military leaders and comedic performers alike, shissing nevertheless assumes the position of social taboo, and is thus confined to confidential conversation and, inevitably, urbandictionary.com

Person 1: Buddy, i have an issue...i need to do a twosie and onesie...at the same time
Person 2: Don't worry, just take a shiss
Person 1: Fo' shissle

by BG.1717 June 28, 2009