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Skill issue shortened
Your family died in a fire? Sounds like a skissue to me
Skissue by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023
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American: "i want a man to stroke my penis"

British: skill issue
A- skissue broo!!! skissue !!!! ahh~

B- i had no idea you were so fucking gay

A- skissue
skissue by xenoprobably February 8, 2022
The tissue used to whip ur skeet up
tissue next to ur bed is ur skissue
Skissue by Bosskilla June 29, 2009
Portmanteau of "Skill Issue", a phrase often used by gamers and social media users in general to point out someone's shortcomings, no matter the scale of the mistake(s) made. Modern equivalent of Epic Fail, Git Gud etc.
"Dude I can't even beat the first boss of Dark Souls, how do people speedrun this game?"

"I think you might just have a skissue, lol!"
skissue by anonymous February 24, 2025
a combination of the word "skill" and "issue" used as the term "skill issue" meaning an issue that is caused from a lack of skill.
Person 1: "hey man, why cant I get any girls?"
Person 2: "probally a sklissue on your behalf"
sklissue by Mr dab fan August 19, 2021
The tissues used to clean up post sex/masturbation.

A combination of the words 'Spunky' and 'Tissues'.
Once i'm done cleaning up, i'll flush my Spissues because they'll stink out the damn bin.
Spissues by SuperGinge September 9, 2009
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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