sheisskopf

The German word for "shithead".

Shut up, you scheisskopf!

sheisskopf by Tuddy-Uddy March 16, 2004

sheisskopf

1. German for shithead.

2. Also a little-known card game for four players. Each player is dealt three face-down cards as well as three face-up cards (not piled up). Players hold no cards in their hands, and the object of the game is to get rid of all one's cards. Play begins with the player to the dealer's left, who can play any of his three face-up cards by laying it out in the center of the surface. The next player (clockwise) must continue by playing a card of higher value, and so on until the pile is cleared, at which point play begins again with a low card.

The pile can be cleared in a number of ways. If any player does not have a card higher than the one facing him, he must either play a 'special card' (see below) or take the entire pile into his hand (at which point he may then play those cards out of his hand).

Four cards have special characteristics; when a two or ten is played, the pile is thrown out. These cards may be played *at any time*. A three forces the previous player to collect the pile. A seven card forces the previous player to put down a card less than or equal to seven (except if they play a 2, 3, or 10), at which point play goes clockwise again.

When a seven is played, the player who threw it must shout "HA HA HA! You have to go lower!" in their most homosexual German accent to the player who must now throw a lower card.

Once one has expended all of the cards in one's hand, one continues to then play one's face-up cards, and then, choosing at random, the three face-down cards. If a player plays a face-down card which does not comply with the expectation (it is higher than the last card, a 2, a 3, a 10, or lower if the last card played was 7), he/she must collect the pile into his/her hand.

A very common variant of this game forces anyone who "goes lower" to simultaneously drink a shot of hard liquor. A variant of this drinking-style sheisskopf allows players to throw more than one seven at a time. Accordingly, the previous player must drink a number of shots equal to the number of sevens played.

When a player has expended all of his/her cards, he/she has won the game, and should shout "Sheisskopf!" Play continues until there is one loser, the last one to expend all of his/her cards.

This game, while seeming quite stupid when sober, becomes more and more fun at an alarming rate as the players become more intoxicated, especially if they are forced to drink more than a shot for each time they "go lower." The game is best played with such a type or quantity of alcohol per seven that the players somewhat gleefully dread "going lower."

Chuck and Dick were playing sheisskopf over at Stiles last night; they're both really hung over.

sheisskopf by assistant danger December 28, 2005

scheisskopf

german for shit head.

alternate spelling is scheißkopf

Du bist ein scheisskopf!!!

scheisskopf by wraith August 30, 2004

Sheiskopf

German for shithead

Rudy G says the dumbest things on fox, the sheiskopf

Sheiskopf by Murray Haldanish October 4, 2019

Scheiskopf 

Pseudo german. A compound of "Scheisse"(=shit) and "Kopf"(=head) that forms the literal translation of the popular english insult "shithead". Doesn't really work in german, because "Scheiss-" is an equivalent of "fucking ...", so "Scheisskopf" would mean something like "fucking head".
"Scheissekopf" isn't an alternative, it doesn't work at all.

The boys looked up some words in the dictionary and came up with "scheissekopf".

Scheiskopf by Krazy Kraut January 18, 2004

Scheissekopf 

German, English translation literally meaning "shit head".

Er ist ein Scheissekopf.
He is a shithead.

Scheissekopf by matteo945 December 22, 2008

Scheisekopf 

Shithead, dummy, stupid boy, merry christmas (and a happy new year)

Filippo:
scheisekopf

Erica:
wats that mean??

Filippo:
it means merry christmas
in german
and a happy new year

Scheisekopf by Hangover December 21, 2009