Shizum 

a seizure jizz,

wow that man was having a shizum

Shizum by jizzer. March 2, 2010

Shizuo 

The act of throwing vending machines and wielding traffic signs.

I'm going to go Shizuo on your ass.

Shizuo by Anonshmamon November 22, 2011

shizuku 

One of the Phantom Troupe members who helped to kill the kurta clan also my wifey(follow biskyswhore)on tik tok

Shizuku from hxh is sot hot! I agree!

shizuku by Carmel,Pumpkin October 12, 2020

Shizmonkeys 

Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.

Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.

1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!

2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!

3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!

4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.

Shizmonkeys by Conor the urban god July 27, 2009

Shizuku 

She's a queen and I simp for her 😍, she also gives me very much ✨ aquarius ✨ vibes, she's freaking gorgeous 😩☝️

- Kidnappedbykurapika

Shizuku is simp material

Shizuku by Kidnappedbykurapika February 13, 2021

Shizuo 

A Shizuo is someone who usually goes against the nature of its name.

The name is Japanese, its chinese characters translate to Serene Man, however the definition to Serene is, in fact- Unaffected by disturbance; calm and unruffled- which is quite contrary to an individual who may posses the name Shizuo.
Shizuo's tend to be disliked, avoided, and childishly annoying. A person who enjoys calm and despises violence, yet partakes in it. A Shizuo is usually affected by anything that doesn't follow the 'natural order', and hates those who try to disturb the peace of their surroundings.
A Shizuo usually also possess a short fuse, so mingling in their lives should always be cautiously calculated in the way a Shizuo responds to it- is it annoying, or boring? Is it nice or cruel? Depending on the way a Shizuo see's it, a Shizuo will act accordingly.
Shizuo's tend to dislike the media, and rarely partakes in watching TV or dwelling on rumors or drama.
Shizuo's have a knack for sweet things, but would eat something rather odd as long as it looks good.
An enigma, Shizuo's are rather hard to understand.

One day while walking around, I spotted Shizuo, who managed to, yet again, uproot a rather heavy object from its foundation, and toss it at Izaya. For a man who dislikes violence, he basically drowns in it.

Shizuo by Whocaresmuchanyway June 14, 2011

shizamn 

variable of shizam. Exclamation, an expression of surprise. Both negative and positive connotations. Derivative of 'damn'

Shizamn! I'm late for work!

shizamn by prolinium November 28, 2002