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Exclamation, an expression of surprise. Both negative and positive connotations. Derivative of 'damn'
Shizam! I'm late for work!
shizam by prolinium November 26, 2002
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1. usually said when excited

2. a kid-friendly way of saying "shit"
1. Peter griffen: ohhh ohhh ohhh SHIZZZAAAAMMMM

2. Oh shizam
shizam by quiksliver September 25, 2006
Shizam! That chick has a set of knockers!
shizam by Anonymous January 25, 2003
Shizam the king of spam.
shizam by Shoe Chew October 30, 2003
A foul, smelling, liquid shit aka diarrhea
I just took a huge shizam
I gave birth to a shizam
Shizam!!

Plural: I'm having the shizams
shizam by Potpourri May 17, 2006

shizam crust 

The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.
I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.
shizam crust by shizniz September 27, 2014

shizam crust 

The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.
I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.
shizam crust by shizniz September 27, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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