Shizonk

When the mans penis gets stuck in the womans tight ass dry pussy.

Last night I was fuckin the shit outta Bethany, and we ended up in a shizonk 10 min into the thing. Guess she can't handle the "monster"

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by Captain Crunch-Onpussy October 16, 2008

Shizmonkeys

Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.

Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.

1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!

2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!

3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!

4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.

by Conor the urban god July 27, 2009

shizookie

slang for vagina. similar to the nanner. Especially common in North Florida.

I went to the club and put 20 dollars in that dancer's shizookie hole.

by corym March 8, 2008

shironkadonk

Its normally used to refer to vrc femboys like Sean_VR

Damn, Sean is such shironkadonk

by Yuri is trash April 27, 2021

Shivonking

The process of becoming all wet and sticky for no reason while performing everyday tasks.

'Man we're playing X-Box, why are you all wet and sticky?'

'I dunno bro, I must be shivonking!'

by Doctor Jennings October 3, 2011

Shizooka

A semi-solid poop that is dropped in one large explosive discharge, not to be confused with a canon ball dump or a shiss

I drank so much Bud Light and ate so much pizza last night that the shizooka that I had this morning coated the inside of the toilet bowl.

by Genenfrek2 June 10, 2010

shizank

1.) The stuff that really gets on your nerves, the type of people, places or events that you just absolutely hate.
2.) Obviously another word for poop.
3.) Stuff that is bad ass, a universal word that can be used in any situation. Inflection and preface conversation clearly defines the word.

If a hot woman/man walks by, you can say:

Man, that bitch is the shizank!

Clearly a positive comment.

If an ugly woman/man walks by, you can say:

Damn, that (chick/dude) looks like shizank!

Clearly a negative comment.

by The Blacksburg Caveman (T.O.M.) August 14, 2006