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1.) The stuff that really gets on your nerves, the type of people, places or events that you just absolutely hate.
2.) Obviously another word for poop.
3.) Stuff that is bad ass, a universal word that can be used in any situation. Inflection and preface conversation clearly defines the word.
If a hot woman/man walks by, you can say:

Man, that bitch is the shizank!

Clearly a positive comment.

If an ugly woman/man walks by, you can say:

Damn, that (chick/dude) looks like shizank!

Clearly a negative comment.
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A fly-ass fellow who always watches your back and keeps the bitches in line.
Wemo needsa stop actin a straight fool and play a Shidank.
Shidank by Shidank May 15, 2010
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Shivank is better than you. You can't beat him, so stop messing with him. Don't act dumb around him because he gets angry easily.
Person A: You act just like Shivank. That's perfect man.
Person B: Yeah, I know, I've been trying to talk to him---he's the best. I love him.
Shivank by RFistheBest December 10, 2018
Shivank can be the worst or the best person you've seen . Depending on how you treat him . If you're his friend then he can sail the world for you. Most shivanks are taurus . They love burgers. It's just about winning his heart and you'll become an eternal part of his life. You give him respect he'll respect you back . He can be the most good looking and smartest person on earth . It's just that you should have the beauty in YOUR eyes to see his beauty. He is the kindest, sweetest and most sensitive person alive .
I wanna become shivank one day

Shizango 

its a word
"Hey its Cowboy Hat Friday tomorrow, Shizango"

"I just smashed a ten km run , Shizango"

"On a scale of one to Shizango, How Shizango was that?"
Shizango by fittsuation November 9, 2011
Something so phat u can hardly explain it!
yaw nigga doroh be one shidank mothafucka
Shidank by sho nuff July 7, 2003

shiwanking 

Having a shit, while wanking.
"That was a blinding shiwank I had this morning.

I have been shiwanking all day"
shiwanking by Benson, Lockerbie March 25, 2017
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