Shiturkey
Shiturkey by fredredburger August 21, 2009
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Shituke
Joe was so drunk that he shituked on the toilet last night. Luckily Bob and Greg are good friends and had a bucket for him to puke in while he shit in the toilet.
Shituke by Where's Glenn? April 14, 2014
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Shurkey
A shurkey is a animal in the animal kingdom. Shurkeys are cousins of the a sought after, turkey. Shurkeys on average are anywhere from 100-400lbs heavier then your usual turkeys. Shurkeys are much easier too kill becuase you can scare it and it can’t run or do shit about it. It is best to bring a truck with atleast a hemi in it though if you want to move it back home.
Shurkey by Shawn diesease December 8, 2021
sisturkey
sisturkey by hayleyy & nathannnnn! October 21, 2007
steturkeyal
steturkeyal by awesomest person ever!!!!!!! November 26, 2009
shiture
A photograph of ones feces taken for the purposes of bragging, nostalgia, comedy relief or simply because the photographer has assues. (See definition of assues).
Dude A: I took a hella crap this morning. It was so big I had to take a shiture. Check it out (showing Dude B the evidence).
Dude B: Holy shit, What did you name it?
Dude B: Holy shit, What did you name it?
shiture by Ashland_rox March 2, 2010
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