A photograph of ones feces taken for the purposes of bragging, nostalgia, comedy relief or simply because the photographer has assues. (See definition of assues).
Dude A: I took a hella crap this morning. It was so big I had to take a shiture. Check it out (showing Dude B the evidence).
Dude B: Holy shit, What did you name it?
Dude B: Holy shit, What did you name it?
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Get the shiture mug.Joe was so drunk that he shituked on the toilet last night. Luckily Bob and Greg are good friends and had a bucket for him to puke in while he shit in the toilet.
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A fictitious creek, that has shit flowing just like water would normally flow. As a figure of speech, one might say "I am drowning!", but if it worse than that, one may say "I am drowning in shitcreek".
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.
If one creek did exist, one would probably have more of a chance of living after falling in shitcreek, than a normal creek, due to the viscosity of feces being higher. Most people usually do not think about this, because it’s not something you think about.
by word genie February 20, 2005
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yes omg! because of him i’m literally touched deprived!! *jumps and does a cute baka pose then turns into a supreme bakaga princess*
yes omg! because of him i’m literally touched deprived!! *jumps and does a cute baka pose then turns into a supreme bakaga princess*
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Get the Shitwreck mug.A person that can not or will not deficate in a public place. They have to go home or a familiar place to releave themselves; Excessively or affectedly prim and proper; excessively fastidious and easily disgusted. From the movie, American Pie, the Paul Finch character is called 'Shitbreak' by his friends because he can not take a shit in the school's bathroom. He goes home during the school day to use his own toilet.
"Shitbreak brings his own silverware to a restaraunt"
by TheDuke7509 January 14, 2005
Get the shitbreak mug.This Fruits Basket character is one of the twelve cursed members of the Sohma family, as well as one of the oldest cursed members. Easy-going and laid-back, Shigure has a carefree sense of humor, but can sometimes be a little perverted. He owns the house that he, Yuki Sohma, Kyo Sohma and Tohru Honda live in, and works as as novelist. When embraced by someone of the opposite sex, the curse transforms Shigure into the dog of the Chinese zodiac.
~Shigure Sohma Quotes~
"I'm home! Yuki! Tohru! Are you here? And Kyo...! I hope you're not doing something stupid, and tearing up my house again!"
"Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house."
"Am I brave enough to go look for Kyo just yet? Umm....No."
"Lovely, they smashed the house again..."
"We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call misdirected rage. I believe the technical term is "being an ass"."
"I'm home! Yuki! Tohru! Are you here? And Kyo...! I hope you're not doing something stupid, and tearing up my house again!"
"Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring to destroy my house."
"Am I brave enough to go look for Kyo just yet? Umm....No."
"Lovely, they smashed the house again..."
"We've just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call misdirected rage. I believe the technical term is "being an ass"."
by Cassy G. September 1, 2008
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