Definitions by Ashland_rox

Guessnicity 

A game played by one or more individuals where the player(s) attempt to accurately guess the ethnicity of a person accurately in either verbal or written format.

T: You wanna play Guessnicity?

K: Sure, throw some names at me.

T: Tyrell.

K: African-American

T: Jorge

K: Hispanic

T: Kareem

K: African-American?

T: Wrong...Arabic.

K: Dang, this game is hard!!

Guessnicity by Ashland_Rox March 8, 2010

shiture 

A photograph of ones feces taken for the purposes of bragging, nostalgia, comedy relief or simply because the photographer has assues. (See definition of assues).

Dude A: I took a hella crap this morning. It was so big I had to take a shiture. Check it out (showing Dude B the evidence).

Dude B: Holy shit, What did you name it?

shiture by Ashland_rox March 2, 2010

salmonpants

When a female (or possibly male) has a very strong fishy odor coming from the crotch region.

I thought she was naked, but little did I know she was wearing salmonpants.

I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.

salmonpants by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009

Assues

Any ass related problems or phobias.

State or manner of someone continuously being an asshole.

I have to go to the doctor. I'm having some assues.

My husband wants me to stick things up his butt. He's got some assues.

Assues by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009