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The Shittening 

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere
"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

shittonne 

Man, there were a shittonne of people at that concert.
shittonne by Dylan1012y July 12, 2009
A sexual position that aligns the mouth and genitals of both partners so that both can enjoy having oral sex performed on them and performing oral sex at the same time. The sillhouette of this position resembles the number 69.
It's not good enough just to have oral sex when you can sixtynine.
sixtynine by thatthing February 9, 2004

sixtynined 

When you are trying to record, remember, or enter number codes and while doing so a friend or co-worker makes a comment using the number sixty nine in a sexually explicit manner that messes up your train of though that causes you to have to start over again.
Here is the pickup for tables twelve, thirty, and sixty nine. Lisa for the last time, there is no table sixty nine. Ya Pete I know... there could be. Hey Jason, Lisa just sixtynined me and now I don't remember any of the table numbers.
sixtynined by Peter L. Harris February 14, 2012
"We were in a full sixtynine and I was having a Damn Good Time!
sixtynine by Mr. Scratch February 29, 2004
a sexual position in wich two people of the same or different genders suck each others frontal mid section such as penis or vigina.
two male were sucking eachothers dick in a sixty-nine positoin.