Shitswig

A person who can't drink alcohol and becomes very drunk very quickly.

Lisa Jones is a Shitswig, She Cant handlebar drinks.

by Joseph 10 September 29, 2020

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A tenured Economics professor.

Pretrial discovery is beginning -- have we hired a shitwig yet?

by hoze November 23, 2003

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shitstigator

Someone who brings about or initiates shit. Someone who shitstigates.

She was a shitstigator because she deliberately intended for his wife to find out he was cheating.

by Catherine Obuhoff January 23, 2009

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Shit Swig

A person who cannot handle their alcohol (same as lightweight)

Jonathan: "Christopher would you like another drink?"

Christopher: "No mate I think I've had too many spritzers already"

Jonathan: "Shit Swig!"

by Tullygeneric July 5, 2010

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(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.

Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?

by Robbie February 15, 2005

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