Shitswig 

A person who can't drink alcohol and becomes very drunk very quickly.

Lisa Jones is a Shitswig, She Cant handlebar drinks.

Shitswig by Joseph 10 September 29, 2020

shitwig 

A tenured Economics professor.

Pretrial discovery is beginning -- have we hired a shitwig yet?

shitwig by hoze November 23, 2003

shitstigator 

Someone who brings about or initiates shit. Someone who shitstigates.

She was a shitstigator because she deliberately intended for his wife to find out he was cheating.

shitstigator by Catherine Obuhoff January 23, 2009

Shit Swig 

A person who cannot handle their alcohol (same as lightweight)

Jonathan: "Christopher would you like another drink?"

Christopher: "No mate I think I've had too many spritzers already"

Jonathan: "Shit Swig!"

Shit Swig by Tullygeneric July 5, 2010

shitwig 

(n.) the act shaving someone's head, then dunking their head in a bucket of feces so that they're absence of hair is covered by a makeshift "shit-wig." The act of shitwigging is most often and easily performed on the massey . his slothlike behavior and incomparable laziness make him an easy target for a daily shitwigging.

Did you see Robbie gave the Massey another shitwig?
Yeah, I'll bet that tingled...doesn't that make 6 times this week?

shitwig by Robbie February 15, 2005

shitwig 

Someone who has a bad haircut.

Oi, Shitwig. What you up to tonight?
(Usually used when refering to mates)

shitwig by Dave August 13, 2003

shitswizler 

When someone spits more shit than someone who ate an elephant laxitive

Oh he’s such a shitswizler

shitswizler by The shitswizler69 November 10, 2021