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shitsophrenia

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A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.
"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."
shitsophrenia by JoRoMo December 10, 2009
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Shitsophrenia

A condition where you poop so much you start hallucinating
Man, last night I crapped so hard I thought I saw my dead cat. Now I’m afraid I have shitsophrenia.
Shitsophrenia by Roachnutt March 25, 2023

skidsophrenia 

A hacking disorder in which a hacker hacks too "hard" leading into a breakdown in which his thoughts, emotions, and behavior go on a hacking frenzy.
"hey dudeeee... that guy I think has skidsophrenia.. such a skiddddd"
skidsophrenia by MCLegend May 13, 2014

Shitzopherenia 

fear of taking a big-ass shit and never coming out of the bathroom again.
"OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopherenia!"

or

"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"
Shitzopherenia by natasha c. April 29, 2008

Shitzophrenia 

Multiple shit personalities.
Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.
Shitzophrenia by Wsop01 February 15, 2010

shitzophrenic 

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!
Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!
shitzophrenic by Wienerkid March 1, 2009

shizophrenia 

actually i spelled it wrong first too...

me: hey is it....shizofenia? shisophrenria?

shizophrenia?

larry the lobster: schizophrenia....
shizophrenia by Kay Ay Zee Eye August 19, 2010
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