Shitzopherenia
"OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopherenia!"
or
"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"
or
"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"
Shitzopherenia by natasha c. April 29, 2008
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Shitzophrenia
Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.
Shitzophrenia by Wsop01 February 15, 2010
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actually i spelled it wrong first too...
me: hey is it....shizofenia? shisophrenria?
shizophrenia?
larry the lobster: schizophrenia....
me: hey is it....shizofenia? shisophrenria?
shizophrenia?
larry the lobster: schizophrenia....
shizophrenia by Kay Ay Zee Eye August 19, 2010
shitsophrenia
Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.
"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."
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