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Shitzophrenia 

Multiple shit personalities.
Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.
Shitzophrenia by Wsop01 February 15, 2010

shitzophrenic 

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!
Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!
shitzophrenic by Wienerkid March 1, 2009

shizophrenia 

actually i spelled it wrong first too...

me: hey is it....shizofenia? shisophrenria?

shizophrenia?

larry the lobster: schizophrenia....
shizophrenia by Kay Ay Zee Eye August 19, 2010

shitsophrenia

Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.
"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."
shitsophrenia by JoRoMo December 10, 2009

Shitzophrenia 

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.
My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia
Shitzophrenia by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013

Shitzophrenia 

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.
Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.
Shitzophrenia by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022