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Shitzopherenia

fear of taking a big-ass shit and never coming out of the bathroom again.
"OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopherenia!"

or

"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"
by natasha c. April 29, 2008
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Shitzophrenia

Multiple shit personalities.
Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.
by Wsop01 February 15, 2010
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shitzophrenic

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!
Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!
by Wienerkid March 1, 2009
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shizophrenia

actually i spelled it wrong first too...

me: hey is it....shizofenia? shisophrenria?

shizophrenia?

larry the lobster: schizophrenia....
by Kay Ay Zee Eye August 19, 2010
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shitsophrenia

Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.
"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."
by JoRoMo December 10, 2009
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Shitzophrenia

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.
My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia
by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013
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Shitzophrenia

When you have to take such a mean shit it whispers to you subconsciously to take a shit.
Damn bro, that Tacobell has me with a fierce case of shitzophrenia.
by jiro_zer0 March 9, 2022
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