shitsophrenic 

An idiot that needs to be by the shitter just in case he needs to shit his brains out.

When one's bowel movements take over regular thinking.

As an undiagnosed shitsophrenic, Jack didn't know shit from shinol.

shitsophrenic by michigan state kitt'n March 3, 2015

Shitzophrenia 

Multiple shit personalities.

Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.

Shitzophrenia by Wsop01 February 15, 2010

Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com 

A kickass song by Motionless In White, shares the same lyrics as .Com Pt. II on their new album Creatures. They are a screamo band that most likely has a wide fanbase of emo and goth people or scenesters:) If you like bands such as Alesana, The Word Alive, Asking Alexandria, or ISMFOF, chances are that you'll enjoy Motionless in White

Do you know the song .Com Pt. II?
Nope but i do know Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com

Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com by alesanaluvr January 23, 2011

shitzophrenic 

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!

Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!

shitzophrenic by Wienerkid March 1, 2009

Phone skitzophrenic 

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.

Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."

Phone skitzophrenic by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010

shitsophrenia

Dementia poocox-
A psychotic disorder characterized by frequent scent detection of fecies. Often times shitsoprenics have multiple personalites in which one "face" carries on everyday smelling, but the other "face" intermittently becomes overwhelmed with the scent of man dumps. After years of untreated shitsophrenia subjects develop a poo-losophy and become distant from bathrooms altogether. As many cases advance through time subjects afflicted find themselves hallucinating and screaming until insanity pervades. At this point in the hallucinations, accidental suicide is prevalent as the subjects seek to plug their nose with anyhing they can find and eventually squish their brain.

"Dude it smells like baby brown paste like mass in here I gotta get out of here, oh wait, I guess it doesn't that must be my shitsophrenia acting up again."

shitsophrenia by JoRoMo December 10, 2009

Shitzophrenia 

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.

My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia

Shitzophrenia by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013