shithagged 

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'

i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.

shithagged by Jasknob March 1, 2009

Shitbaggery 

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

Shitbaggery by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

Shithawked

The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"

"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"

--Another use of the term shithawked--

Shithawked by bunny f December 9, 2010

Shitageddon

When you take a shit that rumbles the earth, a shit that has a smell that could only possibly be summoned up from the fiery depths of hell.

A shit so bad, you are in pain.

Can also refer to gas.

I was on antibiotics and I had some tea with condensed milk and later that night I had my own personal Shitageddon.

Shitageddon by ARR DARMA September 5, 2009

shithammed 

Being really or having been at a previous time really wasted.

I literally drank the bar dry last night, I got fuckin' shithammed.

shithammed by Bohon January 3, 2008

shitbaggery 

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.

Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"

shitbaggery by shitbagger September 1, 2007

Starbucks Shitageddon 

When you drink at Starbucks after using an Antibiotic, and ending up taking a shit for the next sixteen years.

"Holy shit, I think I just had a Starbucks Shitageddon last night."

Starbucks Shitageddon by Captain Cocksocks April 21, 2010