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Shittocane 

Shittocane: A shit storm of epic proportions. A storm of such massive scale that they are usually seen only once every one-hundred years.
The one and only thing worse than being on the receiving end of a shitstorm, is being on the receiving end of a shittocane
Shittocane by Darsholn January 21, 2010
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Shittocane 

A shit storm of epic proportions which is usually brought about when the "good guy" puts a story about an unsuspecting "bad guy" on the internet. Major news websites eventually pick up the story, and there is such an outrage that the "bad guy" usually ends up being forced to do the "right thing" after hundreds or thousands of phone calls and emails are sent.
I bet Glenn Hyundai in Lexington Kentucky had no idea of the shittocane they were stirring up by screwing that guy out of his new car.
Shittocane by jalopniker January 21, 2010
Related Words

shittonne 

A lot. Simply a variation on shit-ton.
Man, there were a shittonne of people at that concert.
shittonne by Dylan1012y July 12, 2009

shitacane 

a hurrican contianing large amounts of shit
run theres a shitacane coming
shitacane by taymyster February 7, 2008

shiticane 

fast, forceful messy event: somebody or something resembling a violent storm of fecal matter flying in all directions. An escalation beyond shit hitting the fan but between shitsunami
We did not deliver the product to the customer on time and now we are facing a shiticane.

or

We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system.
shiticane by Steve Swytech January 11, 2009

shittycakes 

Basically another term for shit but funner to say {try right now!} and cooler.
"Oh, shittycakes! I just cut my finger off!"
shittycakes by MashaPwns May 20, 2008

Shiticane 

Origin; "the shit is going to hit the fan"
Coined by Jim Lahey from MTV's Trailor Park Boys. Described as a powerful force of revenge,in attempt to ruin a future series of events. A shiticane is caused due to large increments of anger. Similar to that of a 'shit storm'.
"the shiticane is comin' for you Rick..."
-Used as a defence/warning toward the Sunnyvale Trailor Park locals by ex police officer, and park supervisor Jim Lahey
Shiticane by Benson005 September 6, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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