Shitpidity

Shit that stupid people try to pull, to cover up their STUPIDITY.

I’ve seen girls try to kick me, when I was down, to cover up their Shitpidity.

Shitpidity by Redsonjaoriginal July 11, 2026

shitquidity 

1) n. State when liquidity has dried up in the financial markets
2) n. Liquid diarrhea

1) This shitquidity is horrible, I can't trade anything.
2) Man, I had bad shitquidity this morning, but Imodium A-D took care of it.

shitquidity by hurdlocity April 1, 2009

shitmidity 

The humidity that forms after taking a massive shit in a bathroom.

I walked in the bathroom after Joe dropped a steamer and the shitmidity hit me right in the face.

I swear there are times that I've walked into the men's bathroom and it's like I've stepped into the back of a 3rd world outhouse in the middle of summer. Wash your ass, open a window.

shitmidity by indy0968 August 29, 2014

shitiditus 

disease shitting everyday for a week ucontrollably...
usually painless

"dood i cant go to the concert i got shitiditus after tapping my gf"

shitiditus by xmastermattx May 1, 2008

shoepidity 

Wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just so you look hot.

Buffy teetered to her car in her 5 inch heels while her friend thought that girl has some major shoepidity going on today.

shoepidity by queen of absolutely nothing May 21, 2010

shitfinity 

An overwhelming amount of shit. A shitload many times over.

Etymology:

shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit
|
|---> shit times infinity
|
|----> shitfinity.

Shitfinity!

I have a shitfinite amount of work to get done by yesterday.

To shitfinity and beyond!

shitfinity by Refried February 22, 2004

bird shitivity 

the theory of why birds shit all over everything so much.
the theory is that of you piss them off they will shit all over everything of yours and your neighbors.

Beth: i have this theory of why the birds are shitting all over everything; we cut down those trees and now they are pissed off at us.
mike: you should call it the theory of bird shitivity.

bird shitivity by Travis Seedil April 20, 2008